Excuse me!! ... ID please...
Last night I met up with a mate hadnt seen in ageeessss. So we arrived at a pub *first time visit* I go straight to the bar to get drinks, I ask the barmen if the pool table is free upstairs,
''yes but thats a £5 deposit. And i need to see some ID for you to be in here?" he replies.
It's been years since i was asked for ID so i couldnt help but laugh, of course the man isnt joking and said i looked 16!!!! ..... so last night I lost 8 years and dont really want to be 16 again.
Of course, silly little me has no driving license on me so had to trek home again and pick it up!! *& make a detour to my local pub, to be served without questioning* ... I think the barmen thought I was undercover police, cos I sure as hell dont look 16.
So I am either 16 or a policewomen???
Must admit I thought of it quite cool to be thought of as a policewomen *or maybe thats just the uniform*
so. me and my mate played some pool. straight away we are bounced on by three guys. wanting to 'play' the winner, which ended up being me! ... the next game my friend says she will play for money. as these three guys where typical husslers & me & my friend being rather observant had worked out there game plan.
my friend is down 3 balls. I tell her to start playing and teach these husslers a lesson, of which she does and I couldnt stop laughing as she won the game. of course they refused to hand over the winnings and when they finally did part with there money asked us to buy them drinks. at this point we made a sharp exit and left.
*shamefully we ran to my car. I mean the husslers just got hussled by a pair of girls hahahahahaaaaaaa*
''yes but thats a £5 deposit. And i need to see some ID for you to be in here?" he replies.
It's been years since i was asked for ID so i couldnt help but laugh, of course the man isnt joking and said i looked 16!!!! ..... so last night I lost 8 years and dont really want to be 16 again.
Of course, silly little me has no driving license on me so had to trek home again and pick it up!! *& make a detour to my local pub, to be served without questioning* ... I think the barmen thought I was undercover police, cos I sure as hell dont look 16.
So I am either 16 or a policewomen???
Must admit I thought of it quite cool to be thought of as a policewomen *or maybe thats just the uniform*
so. me and my mate played some pool. straight away we are bounced on by three guys. wanting to 'play' the winner, which ended up being me! ... the next game my friend says she will play for money. as these three guys where typical husslers & me & my friend being rather observant had worked out there game plan.
my friend is down 3 balls. I tell her to start playing and teach these husslers a lesson, of which she does and I couldnt stop laughing as she won the game. of course they refused to hand over the winnings and when they finally did part with there money asked us to buy them drinks. at this point we made a sharp exit and left.
*shamefully we ran to my car. I mean the husslers just got hussled by a pair of girls hahahahahaaaaaaa*
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